Not the One Who Likes Ferrets

So it's probably never a good idea to Google yourself. You're almost certain to find some unflattering comment about something you've written, and, if you're like me, it always stings, even if the person writing it is an anonymous boob. On top of that, you can get depressed by contemplating the paltriness of your own contribution to the vast stream of information and accomplishments that go scrolling by.

Or you can, as I did last night, discover that you share a name with a ferret enthusiast.

So, for the record: I am not the Sarah Goodyear from Texas who is a member of the Houston Ferret Meetup Group. I don't own ferrets named Amok and Heffalump and Halfpipe. Not that I have anything in particular against ferrets, or Texans, or Meetup. It's just that she, the one with the ferrets, is not me.

I know it's not likely that you would confuse us, but for some reason, I wanted to clear that up.

Like I said, it's probably best just not to Google yourself.